Kinky Lizard Adelaide Terrace

Kinky Lizard on Adelaide Terrace has become one of my go-to spots. It pulls off the cozy café vibe, with home-style breakfast options and Mediterranean dishes that never disappoint. Whether you're an early riser or rather ease into your day slowly, their hours work well. They open bright and early at 6 am on weekdays, and 6:30 am on the weekends.

The coffee is quite decent, certainly better than many places I've been. It never tastes burnt or old, and each cup has that rich, smooth feel. They serve it hot and with a smile, and for people like me who love starting their day with a good caffeine hit, that's a win.

I'm a sucker for a good breakfast, and they serve it well here. Their menu offers a good range, from hearty classic fry-ups to lighter Mediterranean-inspired choices. If you're in the mood for something hearty, their eggs and bacon are always a good call. There's something comforting in the simplicity of it.

For the more adventurous, they have options that go beyond the typical bacon and eggs. Their Mediterranean eats come with vibrant flavors, fresh ingredients, and are just tasty. It's a good mix with their regular brekkie items. They keep things interesting without straying too far from what you expect at a place like this.

For the tech-savvy or those needing to check an email or two, the café offers free Wi-Fi. I've parked myself there more than a few times to get some work done with a cuppa by my side. Wi-Fi here is reliable enough for casual browsing or light work-related stuff.

Kinky Lizard has some seating outside, pretending to be a little urban oasis amidst the bustling city life of Perth. It's nice on a good day. You can enjoy your meal or coffee while catching up with a friend or simply people-watching. Plus, they let dogs hang out on the patio, so you often see a few four-legged patrons.

They understand the busy lifestyles of their patrons too. If you're in a rush, they offer takeaway and delivery as options. I've grabbed coffee and breakfast on the go a few times, and they're quick, no fuss.

Accessibility is well thought out here, with wheelchair-accessible entrances and seating. Not everywhere thinks about that, so it's a big plus.

Interestingly, the café sits not far from beautiful scenic spots like the Swan River. On sunny days, it's nice to grab lunch and then take a stroll by the river. The spot makes for a pretty good starting or ending point, whether you're here on a break or a day out in the city.

Another advantage is its central location, which means it's close to other landmarks and conveniences. You'll find shops, hotels, and other restaurants within walking distance, giving you plenty of options for a longer day out or a quick errand.

But back to the café vibe. It doesn't try too hard to be trendy, and it keeps things simple — nothing too out-of-this-world but just what you need. Probably why it has earned a loyal following among both locals and visitors. The casual and laid-back feel is friendly and welcoming, the kind of place you'd gladly bring a friend who's visiting from out of town.

Parking can be a bit tricky since it's on Adelaide Terrace, but that's a city thing and not their fault. I usually find metered space on nearby streets without too much trouble if I'm patient.

Kinky Lizard feels just right for me. It hits the sweet spot between offering comfort food and shaking things up with their take on Mediterranean fare. Extra points for maintaining a decent coffee standard — a definite must for a cafe, in my books.

I appreciate how they respect the classics while giving us little bursts of flavor from other cuisines. For those wanting more than just regular café food, this keeps things interesting without straying too far from what you expect.

With their friendly service, welcoming vibe, and tasty menu, Kinky Lizard has carved out a nice space in the Perth coffee scene. It might not boast the fanciest menu or ambiance, but it offers comfort and quality that can brighten anyone's day. Whether you're there for a full meal, a quick snack, or just your daily cup of coffee, it's easy to feel at home. You can count me in as one of their regulars.